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uncletomscabbage:

uncletomscabbage:

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plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

lamelohan:

mom: can i look at your grades ple-

me: image

cumdurnp:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:image

spyferreira:

i love ariana grande

spyferreira:

i love ariana grande

thegossipchris:

taggedrne:

#mosquitobiteboobs

A lot just happened.

thegossipchris:

taggedrne:

#mosquitobiteboobs

A lot just happened.

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.

beckyhop:

zftw:

we need to talk about that house loan

It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.

I need it.

hikki-ko-mori:

so i was taking a bath

a bubble bath to be specific

i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened

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crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something

so i had a nice bath, watched some cry plays on my ipad

and i drained my tub

i came down to my room, two floors down in the basement

and i am greeted with this

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i cAN”T FUCKInG BREATHE

karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.